Word Perfect Helpline

[Tuffy]

Operator: Ridge Hall, assistance, may I help you
Caller: Yes, well,I'am having trouble with word perfect.
Operator: What sort of trouble?
Caller: Well I was just typing along and all of a sudden the
words went away.
Operator: Went away?
Caller: They disappeared!
Operator: Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?
Caller: Nothing.
Operator: Nothing??.
Caller: It's blank; It wont except anything when I type.
Operator Are you still in word Perfect? Or did you get out?
Caller; How do ya tell?
Operator: Can you see the "C: prompt on the screen?
Caller: Whats a sea-prompt?
Operator: Never mind! Can you move your cursor around the
screen?
Caller There isn't any cursor, I told you it won't accept
anything I type.
Operator: Does your monitor have a power indicator?
Caller: Whats a Monitor?
Operator: It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a
TV. Does it have a little light that tells you it is on?
Caller: I don;t know
Operator: Well then look on the back of the monitor and find
where the power courd goes into it. Can you see
That?
Caller: Yes I think so!
Operator: Great, follow that and tell me if it is plugged into
the wall!
Caller: Yes it is!
Operator: When you were behind the monitor, did you notice
that ther were two cables plugged into it just not
just one?.
Caller: No
Operator: Well there are and I need you to look back there
again and find the other cable!
Caller: Okay, Here it is!
Operator: Follow it for me and tell me if it is plugged into
the back of your computer.
Caller: I can't reach"
Operator: Ok can you see if it is in?
Caller: No
Operator: Even if you maybe put your knee on something
and lean way over?
Caller: Well it's not because I don't have the right angle_
it's because it's dark.
Operator: "Dark"?.
Caller: Yes the office light is off, and the only light I
have is coming in from the window.
Operator: Well turn on the office light then!.
Caller: I can't
Operator: No?, why not?
Caller: Because there is a power failure!.
Operator: A Power.....A Power failure? Aha. Okay , we got
it licked now, Do you still have the boxes and
Manuals and packing stuff that your computer
came in??"
Caller: Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."
Operator: " Good, Go get them, and unplug your system and
pack it up just like it was when you got it.
Then take it back to the store you bought it
from".
Caller: Really ? Is it that bad.?
Operator: Yes", I'am afraid it is".
Caller: Well alright then, I suppose, What do I tell
them.?
Operator: Tell them you're to Stupid to own a
Computer!!!!!!! Have a nice day.

[ksgirl]

Good one Tuffy! I actually know some people that are probably that stupid.

[red1030]

Laughing out loud ....this is too funny...I bet sometimes all information technology people feel like telling us all that when we call them. I know my husband just gives me the eye when he trys to explain how to fix a problem on the computer. I just say...what is that...his eyes roll upward and I smile and say how long until its fixed...hehehehehehe it works like a charm

[Spring]

There truley are people in our world just like that. Now that scares me. Tuffy sure hope we don't meet them in the operating room....lol

[capricorn]

LMAO!

[sweet tooth]

now i found out what i shoud do with my laptop