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10-01-2009, 07:11 PM
(This post was last modified: 10-01-2009 07:14 PM by Tuffy.)
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 Tomarrow's Laugh
  Joe died, His will provided $30.000 for an elaborate funeral. As the last guest departed the affair, his wife, Helen turned to her best friend."Well, I'am sure Joe would be pleased",she said. I'am sure you're right", replied Jody, who lowered her voice and leaned in close. How much did this really cost?. All of it, said Helen cost thirty thousand. "No" Jody exclaimed, I mean, it was very nice, but $30.000?" Helen answered " The funeral was $6.500. I donated $500 to the church The wake, food and drinks were another $500. The rest went for the memorial stone." Jody computed quickly, $22.500 for a memorial stone"? My God How big is it?. "Three and a half carats." Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain. |
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10-01-2009, 08:02 PM
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RE: Tomarrow's Laugh
Cute!
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10-02-2009, 08:11 AM
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RE: Tomarrow's Laugh
 Love it!
God is never late. In the end it doesn't matter how many years were in your life but how much life was in your years. |
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10-02-2009, 09:49 AM
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RE: Tomarrow's Laugh
Sounds like something my wife would do lol
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10-02-2009, 11:40 AM
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RE: Tomarrow's Laugh
Women,
Sounds like my wife also, except she would have been wearing it the same day I died... |
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10-02-2009, 01:31 PM
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RE: Tomarrow's Laugh
Good One Tuffy, Thanks for the Laugh!!
Failed Back Surgery, Chronic Pain, Totally Disabled. Knowledge is Power, Especially in the World of w/c. Learn as Much as You can about Your States w/c Laws, and don't Fight Battles alone, They Use Attorney's, and so Should You!! |
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