Me thinks me saw Red!

[MJC]

OMG......you all are just to dang funny........keep them coming. Love y'all!

Cajun Hugssssssssssss,
MJC

[backache]

LOL....I'm glad I didn't have coffee in my mouth.....

[WCisBS]

Ok, Goodbye Wink

The Deaf Bookkeeper

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has cheated him out of $10 million bucks. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not hear anything that he might have to testify about in court.

When the Godfather goes to confront the bookkeeper about his missing $10 million, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.

The Godfather tells the lawyer 'Ask him where the $10 million bucks he embezzled from me is.'

The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the money is. The bookkeeper signs back: 'I don't know what you are talking about.'

The attorney tells the Godfather: 'He says he doesn't know what you're talking about.'

The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's temple and says, 'Ask him again!'

The attorney signs to the bookkeeper: 'He'll kill you if you don't tell him!'

The bookkeeper signs back: 'OK! OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens!'

The Godfather asks the attorney: 'Well, what'd he say?'

The attorney replies: 'He says you don't have the guts to pull the trigger.'
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"Huh, huh, huh...that was funny. But dang, WCisBS...<sluph, sluph, sluph>...you're still as ugly as you were way back when you use to post! Geesh!! If you can't close the shower door, at least turn the lights off!!!"

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