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Love Story
06-07-2009, 11:14 PM (This post was last modified: 06-15-2009 03:48 PM by admin.)
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Love Story
LOVE STORY


Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they know they are in
love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes
to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand.
Bruce bravely walks up to him and says, "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in
love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage."
Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, "Well
Bruce, you are only 10. Where will you two live?"
Without even taking a moment to think about it, Bruce replies, "In
Jenny's room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there
nicely."
Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge grin,
"Okay then how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job..
You'll need to support Jenny."
Again, Bruce instantly replies, "Our allowance. Jenny makes five bucks
a week and I make 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a month and
that should do us just fine."
Mr. Smith is impressed Bruce has put so much thought into this.'Well
Bruce, it seems like you have everything figured out. I just have one
more question. What will you do if the two of you should have little
ones of your own?"
Bruce just shrugs his shoulders and says, "Well, we've been lucky so
far."


Mr. Smith no longer thinks the little *****edited by admin***** is adorable ......

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06-08-2009, 11:57 AM
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RE: Love Story
LMAO!!!!!Tongue That was a Great One!!!Tongue

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06-08-2009, 07:06 PM
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RE: Love Story
OMG thats way too funny............thanks
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06-08-2009, 07:38 PM
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RE: Love Story
really funny I would have put the little darlin in a cement pair of shoes and in the fish pond he would go

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06-08-2009, 07:52 PM
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that was a surprise, I craked up at the end..thanks..love Red

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