Great Advice to Give Your Daughters

[UndercovrAngel]

This one is for you Bronco !!!!

Great Advice to Pass on to Your Daughters

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door.

3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.

4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.

5. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.

6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

7. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

9. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are too old for it.

10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.

14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

15. Sadly, all men are created equal

[jayne]

I have always felt that Men being a bit egotistacal have come up with a perfect solution for us women....with in vitro all we have to do is keep a few for semen production....geld and take the tongue out of the rest use them for worker bees....the ones we keep for semen keep in a small cool cage and again remove the tongue for our own well being......see simple as hell....take that Bronco darlin

[bronco54501]

I think they made a movie like that................. I hear ya but Adam was lonely so god gave him a pet......................forgive me I had to.

[jayne]

yes my darlin but I am not a dog....pet me I bite

[Tuffy]

Bronco, OH boy,, Your going to get it now.............

Why did God create man before women???................... Because you are always suppost to have a rough draft before creating a masterpiece.........

[UndercovrAngel]

Why God Created Eve

1. God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions.

2. God knew that one day Adam would require someone to locate and hand him the remote.

3. God knew Adam would never go out and buy himself a new fig leaf when his wore out and would therefore need Eve to buy one for him.

4. God knew Adam would never be able to make a doctor's, dentist's or haircut appointment by himself.

5. God knew Adam would never remember which night to put the garbage on the curb.

6. God knew if the world was to be populated, men would never be able to handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing.

7. As the Keeper of the Garden, Adam would never remember where he left his tools.

8. Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden.

9. As the Bible says, "It is not good for man to be alone."

And my favorite..........

10. When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched his head, and said, "I can do better than that."

Angel ^j^

[bronco54501]

YA-YA-YA--- you burned me, Ive been to busy today to keep the remarks going. Another day perhaps.

[red1030]

you all are too funny...this was great. Good luck bronco...lol Red

[vickinat]

Very Good Angel and Jayne, my sentiments as well, hehe. Bronco you have only seen the beginning, it can and probably will get much worse,lol. I can't think of any now but I'm gonna try.

[bronco54501]

Here you go