I am 'Dorfus Chicken Nose' who are you, lol?

[monster]

Tuffy passed this on to me in an email and I thought it would be fun to do here. Just follow the directions and then post your name for all to see I am almost quite positive that no one will ever make fun of our new names, ROFL... Thanks Tuffy for sharing this!!!



I thought you might need to SMILE or LAUGH today!

See why below................................

MY NEW NAME IS IN THE SUBJECT.....DON'T LAUGH UNTIL YOU FIND OUT WHAT YOUR NEW NAME IS!!!!!
We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.
Please don't be a bore & ruin it. Send it on to everyone you know including the person that sent it to you.
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.
Here is your dose of humor... A. Follow the instructions to find your new
name.
B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it to friends and family & co-workers.

Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you

And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far & wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer!
The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
So:-
1. Use the third letter of your fi rst name to
determine your New first name:
a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy
2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle
3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.
Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject.
And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day.

[vickinat]

LOL, I'm goober picklebutt

[jayne]

doomba frickenhump ewwwwwww

[Quietdudetoo]

Boobie Frickenhump

[ksgirl]

Sloopy Farckletush... that be me!

[red1030]

monster this is so cute... I am dorfus farkleface....laughing...Red

[Sithie]

dinky chucklehead signin' in

[monster]

So far we have...

Vickinat - goober pickelbutt

Jayne - doomba frickenhump

Quitedudetoo - boobie frickenhump

ksgirl - sloopy farckeltush

Red - dorfus farkelface

Sithie - dinky chucklehead

monster - dorfus chicken nose ( I really wanted to be goober lizard lips, LOL)

[Still in Limbo]

Crusty Farklehead here, at Your service!!!

[tweety00]

Dorfus pottyduckin........Here lol