This is hilarous..Thanks for Sending it Tuffy

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>I HESITATE TO SEND THIS TO SOME OF YOU, IT MIGHT GIVE YOU IDEAS!
> >
> > Funny old man!
> >
> > Here's what can happen when you insist on taking your husband with
you when you go shopping.
> >
> > Mr. and Mrs. Fenton are retired. Mrs. Fenton insists that he go with
> > her to Wal-Mart. He gets bored with all the shopping. He prefers to
get in and get out, but Mrs. Fenton loves to browse. Here's a letter sent
to her from the store.
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> Dear Mrs. Fenton,
> >
> > Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a
> > commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may ban
> > both of you from our stores. We have documented all incidents on our
> > video surveillance equipment. All complaints against Mr. Fenton are
> > listed below.
> >
> > Things Mr. Bill Fenton has done while his spouse was shopping in
> > Wal-Mart:
> >
> > 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in
people's carts when they weren't looking.
> >
> > 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at
> > 5-minute intervals.
> >
> > 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the
> > restrooms.
> >
> > 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official
tone, 'Code Red ' in house wares and watched what happened.
> >
> > 5. Aug 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's
on Layaway.
> >
> > 6. Sept 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
> >
> > 7. Sept 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other
> > shoppers he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the
bedding department.
> >
> > 8. Sept 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins to cry
> > and asks, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
> >
> > 9. Oct 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a
mirror, and picked his nose.
> >
> > 10. Nov 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the
> > clerk if he knows where he can find the antidepressants.
> >
> > 11. Dec 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the
> > "Mission Impossible" theme.
> >
> > 12. Dec 6: In the auto department, practiced his "Madonna look"
using different size funnels.
> >
> > 13. Dec 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
> > yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
> >
> > 14. Dec 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he
assumes the fetal position and screams "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
> >
> >
> > And last, but not least
> > 15. Dec 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door waited awhile,
then yelled very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!







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