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11-18-2007, 11:33 PM
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DEAR DIARY
DEAR DIARY DAY ONE
I am all packed and ready to get on the cruise ship. I've packed all my dresses and make-up. I'm really excited. ___________________________________________________ DEAR DIARY. DAY TWO We spent the entire day at sea. It was beautiful and we saw some whales and dolphins. What a wonderful vacation this has started to be. Met the Captain today and he seems like a very nice man. __________________________________________________ DEAR DIARY. DAY THREE I spent some time in the pool today. I also did some shuffle boarding and hit some golf balls off the deck. The Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. I felt honored and we had a wonderful time. He is a very attractive and attentive gentleman. DEAR DIARY. DAY FOUR Went to the ship's casino, did OK...won about $80. The captain invited me to have dinner with him in his state room. We had a luxurious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night but I declined. I told him there was no way I could be unfaithful to my husband. ___________________________________________________ DEAR DIARY. DAY FIVE Went back to the pool today and got a little sunburned. I decided to go to the piano bar and spend the rest of the day inside. The Captain saw me and bought me a couple of drinks. He really is a charming gentleman.He again asked me to spend the night with him and again I declined. He told me that if I didn't let him have his way with me he would sink the ship. I was appalled. ___________________________________________________ DEAR DIARY. DAY SIX I saved 1,600 lives today... Twice I will do one day at a time no more no less |
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11-18-2007, 11:39 PM
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RE: DEAR DIARY
ROFLMAO...good one girl
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11-19-2007, 01:46 AM
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RE: DEAR DIARY
LMAO, tooo funny
The good news is,"You can get used to anything." The bad news is,"You can get used to anything." :-) Sithie |
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11-19-2007, 01:59 AM
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 RE: DEAR DIARY
LOL! Way to go...you saved so many lives!!!
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11-19-2007, 10:06 AM
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RE: DEAR DIARY
LMAO!!!!
God is never late. In the end it doesn't matter how many years were in your life but how much life was in your years. |
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