a senior moment

[jayne]

A Senior Moment


A very self-important college freshman was attending a recent
football game. He took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen
sitting next to him why it was impossible for the older generation to
understand his generation.

"You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive
one," the student said, loud enough for many of those nearby to hear.
"The young people of today grew up with television, jet planes, space
travel, man walking on the moon, our spaceships have visited Mars. We
have nuclear energy, electric and hydrogen car#!*+^+puters with
light-speed processing, and....," pausing to take another drink of beer.


The Senior took advantage of the break in the student's litany and
said, "You're right, son. We didn't have those things when we were
young........so we invented them. Now, you arrogant little $#+$#!@=,
what are you doing for the next generation?"

The applause was deafening.

I just love senior citizens!!!

[Still in Limbo]

Great Jayne!! That is absolutely Correct, and I Loved It!!!

[red1030]

jayne...I love that ...I love senior citizens also.... they did invent them.... lol Red

[Tuffy]

Jayne that was great, And Gee thanks guys , WE seniors do appreciate all the love coming our way.