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speaking german in Texas
02-08-2012, 09:36 AM
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speaking german in Texas
SPEAKING GERMAN IN TEXAS
In Texas there is a town called New Braunfels , where there is a large German-speaking population.
One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond.
The rancher rolled down the window and shouted: "Sehr angenehm! Trink das Wasser nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschissen."
Which means: "Glad to meet you! Don't drink the water. The cows have messed in it."
The man shouted back: "I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Obama. I can't understand you. Please speak in English."
The rancher replied: "Use both hands."

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02-08-2012, 01:30 PM
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Now thats cute, should have offered him a jug to take some with him............. Our fair president is visiting the Milwaukee area, I often wonder why he dont come far north.hhhhmmmm.
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