Dear Abby

[bodybuilder1958]

Reposted; Dear Abby,
My husband has a long record of money problems. He runs up huge credit-card bills and at the end of the month, if I try to pay them off, he shouts at me, saying I am stealing his money. He says pay the minimum and lets our kids w...orry about the rest, but already we can hardly keep up with the interest. Also he has been so arrogant and abusive toward our neighbors that most of them no longer speak to us. The few that do are an odd bunch, to whom he has been giving a lot of expensive gifts, running up our bills even more. Also, he has gotten religious. One week he hangs out with Catholics and the next with people who say the Pope is the Anti-Christ, and the next he's with Muslims. Finally, the last straw. He's demanding that before anyone can be in the same room with him, They must sign a loyalty oath. It's just so horribly creepy! Can you help?

Signed,
Lost in DC

Dear Lost:
Stop whining, Michelle. You're getting to live in the White House for free, travel the world, and have others pay for everything for you. You can divorce the jerk any time you want. The rest of us are stuck with the MORON for two more years!

[jayne]

ahhhhhhhhhh so true.....but the check book has been slammed shut and his pen is out of ink....and still he throws temper tantrums in public....soon he will be a one it wonder......

[Manley2]

very funny