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OK this one will get me in trouble.
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05-16-2010, 10:04 AM
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A woman is standing nude looking in the bedroom mirror... She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly... I really need you to pay me a compliment."
The husband replies, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect." Each day is not a rite,it's a given. |
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05-16-2010, 10:14 AM
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RE: OK this one will get me in trouble.
Hurt, TEEEEEEE HEEEEEEE HEEEEEEEEE
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain. |
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05-16-2010, 11:04 AM
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RE: OK this one will get me in trouble.
ROFLMAO
GOD BLESS OUR COUNTRY AND OUR PRESIDENT! |
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05-16-2010, 12:28 PM
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RE: OK this one will get me in trouble.
Good One Hurt!!
I Wish Everyone in the World would Take just One Minute to Take a Deep Breath and Look at the Wonders around Them. Too Much Time caught Up in the Moment can Cause Us to Miss soo Much that is Good, and given Us Daily! We are just too Busy to See! |
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05-16-2010, 01:10 PM
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RE: OK this one will get me in trouble.
I wonder, is he still alive....
Reply's are intended solely for informational purposes. They are based on personal opinions, experience, or research and are "not to be taken as fact or legal advice", otherwise, always consult an attorney or a doctor. |
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