Well okay then...

[bodybuilder1958]

Questions to ponder while standing in line.

*If you find a way to freeze dry water what do you use to re-hydrate it?

*Why is it that if you transport something by car or truck it's called shipping but if you transport it by ship it's called cargo?

*If a mute swears does his mother wash his hands with soap?

*If God sneezed, what would you say to him?

*If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your headlights, what happens?

[kit]

one more to ponder... IF a 7-11 is open 24 hrs a day, 7 days a week, 52 weeks a year, why are there locks on the door?