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08-11-2008, 08:32 AM
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pushy door to door sales people
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. 'Good morning,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.' 'Go away!' said the old lady. 'I'm broke and haven't got any money!' and she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open.. 'Don't be too hasty!' he said. 'Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.' And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet. 'If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.' The old lady stepped back and said, Well let me get you a fork, 'cause they cut off my electricity this morning!
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08-11-2008, 02:14 PM
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RE: pushy door to door sales people
That was just great....
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08-11-2008, 02:26 PM
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RE: pushy door to door sales people
you sure that little ol lady wasnt a IW not getting her TTD?
;)Workmans comp is not a road you want to travel alone.You need a good lawyer,a great family and good friends to lean on.If you make it thru without losing everything you have worked for all your life,you have come out ahead of the game..... 
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08-15-2008, 09:38 AM
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RE: pushy door to door sales people
CD5591, we used this joke for the CompBob! Joke of the Week today. Thanks.
http://www.workerscompensation.com/compb...heweek.php |
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